until the earth is free

i like musicals better than people
twitter- @toxicmcguiness

thesylverlining:

silenceinthedogpark:

destiny919:

umiko-hitara:

obsidianshadow:

sangotori:

A moment of silence as The Giver joins Percy Jackson in the graveyard of horrendously inaccurate movie adaptations

*His Dark Materials fandom wails softly in the distance*

*Eragon fandom shrieks from the darkest pit of hell*

*ATLA fandom watches with dead eyes*

*A Series of Unfortunate Events howls from nowhere*

*Holes gives a sad nod for the fallen, while being grateful to escape their grim fate*

rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

(via ruinedchildhood)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

"MY BOOBS CAN LOOK MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN THIS"

(via brickbibrick)

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes, via wishaws)

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

(via brickbibrick)

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

(via pastellieria)

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

(Source: briannathestrange, via hellagoodbyes)

fishslut:

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

its just a tater tot with a face omf

fishslut:

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

its just a tater tot with a face omf

(via always-a-donatello-fangirl)